I done something really terrible. I not know what it is yet but it must have been really bad cos I got a most horrible and yucky punishment for it. 😦
I seen my other dog friends having these bath things and not really understoon what it all about. It where you get dropped in a huge puddle in the human room where they tell you ‘get out’ if you follow them in. Then water is poured all over you and there is horrible washing and you can’t get out and you think you will drowned! I tried to do lickings to mummy to tell her I was sorry but she still made me have a bath.
I should not really post these piccures cos it a bit humiliating to be letting people see me like that. After wards I got dried and then ran around doing lots of zoomies! Mean mummy laughed at me. Yup, she that cruel. I had a bath thing once before and I still not worked out what I did wrong that time either.
Mummy does keep on putting her face in my fur and saying I smell nice and is handsome. Is she trying to get back on my good side? It will not work, nope! Not unless she gives me all them cookies from yesterday and makes Molly and Faline say I am top rabbit-dog.
I also found some people monies. One of the neighbour ladies came round and while she was here I found some paper in her pocket. So I thought it looked like mine and tooked it. Later after she was gone I got my paper and started to chew it up. Mum found it and said it was monies! They is going to give it back to the lady, which not fair really since I found it and I wants it and so that makes it my stuffs. I was gonna put it with the rest of my toys. *whines*