Too zorsted even to move for delicious chicken liver pupcakes.
Afore I get down to the proper post, I has some things to clear up! Firstly my tum seem to be all better now! Huruff! Nextist, sorry if you has beed worried about me being in prison after the nasty Faline did that post about me. I would say it not me but there be no denying it. Thanks for all your support, I will try and get some rabbit poops in the post to those who asked.. I tried to blame squirrels like Khyra said but Mum said that she knew it beed me…. But… I did it for Mum’s own good. Yellow be a stupid colour for little bowl and this way Mum had to dash out for better colour clays. How was I to know not to chew it up? Anyway, she not cry with salty tears more of an ‘oh no’ cry. I did have to be shut in a room for a while so’s she did not get in a temper with me. though. It ok anyways cos she made another one quick to send off. Here be what she sent for the swap, since some of you wanted to know what the bowl looked like afore I got my teeths on it. Mum got a very pretty cushion in return. She should give it to me really for all my helpings.
Threely; BeaWOOtiful Stormy has gived me these very lovely flowers
“These pink roses are given to friends, bringing them a sweet and fruitful day. Those who receive these roses as a gift need to pass them on to ten friends to show them you care. And to those who received the roses, it’s to show you are never forgotten.”
Okies, now onto my week.
We has had our visitors. They has just goned. They comed late at night on monday after some car troubles and Mum was very happy to see her sister and neices and nephews (and one of them brought a friend too), I was not! About half hour afore they got here Mum putted my lead on me. I thought this beed very strange and it was past bedtime. So I lied on Mum’s bed and crycried that she had forgot to take my lead off. Then I heared a car and all the peoples shot up excited. Mum took my lead and sat me in the kitchen and then all these strange puppy peoples comed in! The OP pack call them grandbipeds and these was the same thing. But some a bit bigger.
I was very scareded and did barkings and hid between Mum’s legs. She said ‘no barking at the childrens Ludo.’
You know what I has learned about childrens? They is chicken and cheese dispensers. They all gived me some which I tooked but I still beed wary about them. They be noisy and strange. Auntie Penny was all very excited and she told me childrens be really good and so super cool. She say they drop foods all the time and they always wants to play and give cuddles when adults do not.
I did not believe her. All the children I has seed afore is the kind that just want to reach out with hands and rush at me and hit my head. I sat in the corner and hid and growled at them and Mum said I was not allowed to. But then they left to go to bed so I guess my growling worked.
Next day Mum tooked me out for a walk and we went to a caravan (We lives through a caravan park where peoples come on holiday so Mum’s sister rented one to stay in, or does you USA peoples call them trailers?) and the childrens were all there! Well, I bark barked at them again. Mum said no a few times and told me to leave. Then she said ‘Right, I’ve had enough of this.’ You know what she did? Well she gived my lead and treats right to the littlest boy biped called Josh and ignored me! Well, that sure shut me up and I not barked at them anymore.
As the week went on I got more and more used to the childrens. They thought I was a very good dog and beed amazed at all my tricks. We got to do lots of fun things and they did tricks with me. They all had a go doing figure 8’s and they all stooded in a line and I did tunnels through their legs. They all argued about who got to hold my whistle and my lead and my treats and my ball and they played all the time with me, I sure was popular.
Auntie Penny was right after all!! She was alive before two of the childrens and the littlest girl children called Daisy lived with grandpawents and her Mum and my Mum in their old house for a while. Auntie Penny said she helped bring her up right and taught her how to share her food and toys and baby bottle. I think Auntie Penny did a good job teaching her. They all said they missed Auntie Penny and Auntie Penny said she missed them too and gived them hugs and kisses.
See Grandpawents and Mum used to live near them in a city near to London but when grandpaw retired and Mum went away to uni, grandpawents moved up here to the other end of the country where they used to come on holidays, so they does not get to see their grandchildrens very much.
It gonna take me a couple posts to show you all the things we did. But one of them was they helped mum make some pupcakes and they has tooked some home to their dog Noah. (well 3 of them’s dog because Daisy belong to a different sister of Mum’s really). This Noah when he beed a puppy, he be 3 now. He had to stay at home with the childrens Dad though.
I is off to do lots of catching up on all yous blogs now. Hopes you all be having a nice Good Friday.