Torture!

Yup, I got tortured today. Really badly!
Mum said I beed in need of a good grooming, so she gived me a bath!! The horror, the humiliation, the pain!!

I is gonna dial the RSPCA one of these days. Mum gived my undercoat a good raking and she also CUT OFF MY SKIRT! Can you believe it? She said that I such a pain cos I wont let her brush it properly and it gets all tangled. Well you know what Mum, you pulls and hurts when you brushes it! Plus it very undignified and rather too close to my man bits for my liking.

Pepe came to look at my humiliation.
Get off or I will do bitings!
(hehe, not really, I just beed doing my tooth trick. I beed sitting on Mum’s lap here so she couldn’t get a good piccure)
All Handsome and less puffy. My undercoat.
My skirt!
Can you believe that Auntie Penny actually likes to be brushed and gives her paws instead of pulling them away and lies down on her side all nice. Traitor!
I also very annoyed cos Mum and TNP be going away for the weekend without me! I will go read your blogs now but Mum has a hurty wrist so I might only comment inside my head on not in typings.
~lickies, Ludo
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36 thoughts on “Torture!

  1. You looks great after your groomings Ludo. I likes being groomed though! Mum gots me a posh brush called a Mason Pearson and they is really good for sheltie coats, it's really gentle and doesn't do hurties. Hopes your Mum and TNP have a good weekend, they'd better bring you some goodies back with them though!!Huggles,Fizz x

  2. Ludo, you are looking very handsome indeed so it was all worth it.We have just done a post about Bailey being furminated but you had better not watch!!!She is like Aunt Penny – maybe it's a girl thing!love and kissesMartha & Bailey xxx

  3. I am sorry to hear that they do that dog grooming torture over in England too! It is just awful that you had to undergo a bath and evil dog torturing instruments. You do look very handsome (as usual) but tell your mum it is not worth it. I hope that they bring you a present from their trip Ludo.Your friend,Niamh

  4. So sorry you lost your underskirt but you still look really good to us.We have seen the brush a lot lately too, as we have started to blow our very full coats. The only one not blowing is puppy Ciara.Woos – Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

  5. Oh Ludo – I hate brushing and baths too! I moan and show my teeth to mom and try to bite at the brush or comb, but I can never get her to stop. AND I do let her brush my skirt even though it is way too close to my man bits (now mom is ROTFL) – I would rather do that then have it all cut off!!! Tell your mum and TNP to have a really good time and take pictures to share when they get home!

  6. Wooos Ludo! I feel your pain! I hate baths, I hate grooming… at least Mum does not cut anything off! How horrible fur woo!I hope tomorrow gets better fur woo!~ Woos and puppy kisses~-Kira The BeaWootiful

  7. Oh my God, Ludo – you wear a "skirt"??!! Just as well your human cut it off! You don't want to be a pansy dog! (well, Hsin-Yi says unless it's a Scottish kilt kind of skirt which is kinda sexy! :-)Slobbers,Honey the Great Dane

  8. You and I would get along fine on this score, Ludo. I hate the brush too, and I show my toofies sometimes, but thats all I do. No, what I really like to do is break away and hide under the shelf of the closet. She has a hard time to get me out if I do that.Have fun with Grandpa this weekend, and Pepe.Kisses,Stella

  9. Sounds like you really did not like it!But I am sure you feel better now!I wish your Mom and TNP a pawesome weekend!Kisses and hugsLorenza

  10. She cut off your hairs and now she is leaving??? That sucks. Well, she can just think about what she did to you every time she uses her wrist! Be nice to grandpap, maybe he will give you lots of stuff to eat that your mum says you are not supposed to have.. your gal, Morgan

  11. I can hear your comments. No worries.That grooming around your man bits. Sheesh! Not right. I like your snarly face.Slobbers,Mango

  12. We think you look most dashing in your new 'do!!Dad says Paris looks like a "dirty rug" cause her hair is so long and shaggy! Heehee

  13. Hey Ludo, you don't look real happy about that at all! Well, you certainly are pretty! I'm on a train just passing through your neck of the woods on the way to Glasgow – what an amazingly beautiful island – the most beautiful in the whole entire world!

  14. Oh Ludo – it has been waaaaay too long since we visited and I've missed you – so sawry – my secretary is just impossible and the puters have been on the fritz andandand… However, I totally sympathize with that foul treatment and the horrible humiliation of losing your shirt – oops – skirt. Have to say though… you look furry fine to me after the shave – yummy, actually winkwink!!! But I loves you no matter how much or how little hair (or skirt) you have on! Hope Mom and TNP have a GREAT weekend and of course, hopes you have a wonderful one too!Big Hugs xoSammie

  15. Oh my Ludo!You sure got the works huh!We are going to get all caught up on all your adventures. Sorry we were away for so long.Lots of luv & kissesAddie, Lucie and Hailey

  16. Dear Ludo, Well we wanted to stop by and see how you were namely becuz we have been MIA for a while due to also humiliashons namely that our Doggy Bloggy commintz form wasn't werking (and now it is) and also that our Human got 2 new rescue puppies and we are like, WHAT? We are the seen-yes citzens, we like to nap and eat we do not need these loudmouths are here! Now there are 2 + 2 of us which we think is 75 and that is a lot of doggies and our Human has bin running around even more crazy than ushal.Well Ludo this is shocking on the haircut namely your skirt. We looked at that pikchur and broke down and cried and cried and cried. Oh Ludo, maybe you can glue it back on.Tell your Mom to take care of her rist and that probably it was cutting off ur skirt that did it TAKE THAT ! Love, your PaLs, LuLu and LoLLy! http://www.luluandlolly.com

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