The time to decide which Mango Minster category has arrived and I has had a hard time choosing, so Mum has tooked the decision off my paws. She threatening me with no treats if I doesn’t play along but I want all my friends to listen to me first and not believe a word she says. Cos it all lies.
Mum has chosed to enter me in the Bad Sports category! Can you believe it? Practically pawfect, always good and never destroying not-your’s me! I would have preferred to go in the Cracker dogs but all them terriers just filled it up. So apparently I a bad sport cos I very selfish. I knows how to bark very ‘annoyingly’ and I know when to bark to get my own way. I does not like anyone else getting any attentions except for me. If Mum tries to give Penny or the rabbit-dogs attentions I get in there and push them out the way and bark. I is the first in line for any treats and even at school when it be the other dogs turns to do stuff I bark and distract them. The school lady says I use HBO words at Mum. Also when Mum wants some attention from TNP like cuddles or to sit next to him I climb all over Mum then go upside down and kick her out the way. I really like annoying Penny.
Mum says she has compiled evidence. Probably forged and I think she in league with Faline! This video me on a walk. Well, would you not bark if an annoying labrador stole your ball (that my next door but one neighbour Dylan)? Or show off to Auntie Penny that you has a ball, or try to get her to chase you?
I doesn’t want anyone else to have my things. My things cover anything that I wants. Even if I just said I didn’t want it, if you pick it up I will take it. I very fussy with my food and I will not eat lots of things, but I will take them and put them down on the floor just so no one else gets them. I will not sleep in any dog bed type thing and if I cannot go on the people furnitures I will sulk and lie on the floor. Sometimes right next to my dog bed, just to prove a point. I is usually very good and obedient cos Mum does usually have treats on her, but when TNP’s about, or Granpaw takes me for a walk I doesn’t listen one bit. In fact I like to play a game with Grandpaw where I wait till he gets real close then I do runnings away. hehehe!
Of course you all heard about my recent… mishap at TNP’s (I did a p&p on the carpet) which just so happened after the first time they decided to not let me on the people bed no more. But I still maintain my innocence! That just coincidence!
I has no plans to bribe anyone. Sorry judge! But everything be mine.
oh, and Mum snapped this piccure of my confiscated crisp mas stuffies.
Here a couple of videos of me displaying, trying to get attentions back on to me behaviour. Mum thinks this bad sporty too.
oh and Faline says I has to post this piccure of me stealing hay right out of her mouth.
And here something that exploded itself but I got the blame for. The fact that it beed in my mouth at the time was only cos I tried to stick it back together. But anyway I didn’t like it cos Mum made it and it tooked her attentions and meant she ignored me.
Okays, I think that my entry all done. I guess, when I thinks about it there a tiny possibility that I might be a bit of a bad sport. But you wouldn’t want me any other way right? Right??