… Big fat nothing!
I know! I outraged too. Of course, Mum got presents.
Yummy choclit, which Mum says be poison and wont let me have any, which I so know a trick to keep it all to herself. But what that other thing… That look like a Ludo thing, for sure!
Mum says it a ‘not yours’ but I happen to have heard that TNP said. “You can give it to furball or whatever if you don’t want it.” But Mum has said “oh no, I want it, it’s cute.”
Can you see the problem with this? I sure can. So there that ‘not yours’ that not really a ‘not yours’ at all but a ‘mine’. I so wants it. Even worse Mum has hanged it on the door, just out my reach. Oh sure I could get it if I really tried but you has to be sneaky about these things, especially when some stuffy be turned into a ‘not yours’ cos if Mum catches you trying too hard to get it she will put on her mean voice and say ‘Not Yours’.
I found out the RSPCA’s cruelty number if anyone would like to report her. It 0300 1234 999 that the real number, just so you know…
p.s. Our dog training school has a sign up on the wall to tell off bad owners. It say. “My name is (sic) No, no, Bad dog!! What’s yours?” Which means not to tell your dog off obviously, so if I take the stuffy what rightfully mine anyways Mum casnot really tell me off right? School would so be on my side.