Do you wants to hear about this newest calamity that has befallen me?
Yesterday I went to the vets cos my eyes and ears and mouths has started to get red again and I is quite bothered about my paw pads so I has to keep on licking them. For some reason this bothers Mum so we go back and forth to the vets and get medicines. Well yesterday Mum decided to put her foot down. Although actually I think it was my feets that decided it. Maybe Claudette spared a moment to whisper in my vets ear about how worried Mum be getting but they agreed to do blood tests to check for any lergics I might have.
Then I got to go home, so that be a relief!
But then, just as Mum be about to go to work this morning Grandpaw pulled up in his car. Great, I thoughts, we is going on a walk. So I got in the car, but Mum shut the door and didn’t get in! Oh no! So I jumped through the seats and sat on Grandpaws lap so he had to put me in my doggy bit in the back.
Then I went to the horrible vets and they had to drag me back to that nasty old room where I went when I ate all that chocklit. They stuck a humungous needle in me and sucked out nearly all my blood! And they got some on my furs. I was very good though and didn’t bite the vet lady. My blood has to go all the way to America and then we will find out in about a week if I is lergics.
So now I is feeling very sorry for myself and want to bite my leg, but I wont let Mum take my bandage off. I is going round TNP’s soon and I know he will feel very sorry for me. I can milk him for treats. Pooorr me!